The Dangers of Dating Eric

Below is a document I'm drawing up to show to women before I date them from now on. Think it may be helpful to them (and therefore, me).

Input? Thoughts?

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I, Eric E. Moyer, have created this memo, which is not legally binding, to inform you of some very important things for you to know before you date Eric. This has been created and shared with you for your own protection. If you read and sign the below and end up hurt at the end of the relationship due to anything listed below, it is your own fault. You’ve been warned. I am flawed.

-I enjoy my free time and fiercely protect it.

-Other things, such as playing volleyball, will be placed above you in the pecking order. It just is.

-After approximately 2-4 months, I will grow tired of the relationship. This is not personal since it has no doubt happened to better looking and nicer women than you. It’s just the way I am.

-You will never badmouth one of my friend’s. That’s immediate banishment and I won’t even feel bad about it.

-When something happens to me, you will NOT word your question like this: “How do you feel about this?” Word it differently if you must know. I don’t like being Dr. Phil’d.


Other items may be added above but will be brought to your attention as soon as I know about it. Think carefully before making your decision.


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Some thoughts...

-My base in Mansfield, Ohio was on the Base Relocation and Closure (BRAC) list. Was a surprise to be sure. Not sure exactly what it means for me personally. The soonest the closure would begin is Oct 07 (Fiscal 08) so it’s a ways off. Over the weekend while complaining about something that happened there (I’ll relate below) and I realized I travel the 2+ hours up there and 2+ hours back on those weekends for what is actually my friendship with just 12-15 of the guys (we have over 100 in our unit). There’s something to be said for good people.

-Guy in my unit got the Bronze Star for doing a year in Qatar. Normally, that’s a hell of an accomplishment. But I know how this guy is. He knows his stuff but he’s terribly overweight and never left Qatar. According to my sources(reliable) he buddied up with some generals over there and comes back to a Bronze Star.

I about flipped out and had to call my father to vent. There are guys getting shot at, wounded and/or killed right now who won’t get anything more than a purple heart. I’d be embarrassed to receive such an award.

Bronze Star:
For heroic or meritorious achievement of service, not involving aerial flight in connection with operations against an opposing armed force.

-I don’t know if I’ll vote in 2008. Why bother? All it does is give my consent to a flawed process…I mean what’s the point? The “Republicans” are basically the Democrats from about 40+ years ago. The Democrats are actually socialists and their leadership is SO out of touch with the average person it’s almost funny.

I made the mistake of voting Republican this past year. It may not ever happen again. I may not even vote again.

One consideration is to go the ex-pat way and find a nice little Carribean nation to go to.

-Our current president is a joke at best. And not for the reasons the Left would have you believe. I’ve come to dislike him for basically being a borderline socialist and growing the government the way he has.

-READING ASSIGNMENT: Excellent article about the problems with the Left these days, from someone who has left it. And it doesn’t sing the praises of the “right” so it carries more credibility with me. Why don’t more people think like this? This is basically why I left the “right.” Because they don’t represent what the right is supposed to represent. It’s the same with the left.

It continues!

It's taken me too long to come around on the issue of individual liberties and the gov't using the Patriot Act and other legislation to reduce them.

And it's not just the current administration. All of them have done this. Was alerted to this from Vox Day's website.

Ever want your views challenged? Try his site

But it's stuff like this that leaves me flabbergasted when someone, under the claim of trying to help the less fortunate, wants to grant the government more and more power. Wants to use the government to force her beliefs of what a society should be like.

Problem is, that power of government will be turned on her quickly.

What's next?

On a lighter note, is that another reality show I should try live-blogging? Let me know if you have recommendations.

Newsweek/MSM=A**holes

I can't put into words how angry I am right now regarding this Newsweek flap. If you haven't heard of it, read here:

http://powerlineblog.com/archives/010472.php

Some people find it so easy to want to believe anything bad about our country and don't even bother to try to confirm the truth before running it.

Riots that resulted in people being killed resulted from this BS news story.

If you use any of the MSM (MainStream Media) for your news, don't bother anymore. They don't even practice proper journalism anymore.

That, and most don't even give a crap about the country that protects their right to free speech.

All for now.

Survivor!

08:01 Recap of the previous week where Gregg was voted off based on some stupid moves on his part and Caryn earned her way to another week.

08:04 Will Ferrell’s new movie Kicking and Screaming. Has there been a better looking movie that would appeal to both the men and women on dates in the past year?

08:07 Jenn realizes she’s on the chopping block. Ian makes a good point about his chief worry being women turning on the men. Tom is working on shoring up Caryn.

08:10 Ah! Ian and Tom make a smart choice. They realize that if one of them wins the reward, they have to take one of the women with them so the 3 women can’t plot against them, a lesson Gregg learned the hard way. Finally someone realizes this.

08:12 Winner of the reward gets a convertible Corvette. Wonder if the winner has to pay the taxes on these items or if the show covers that.

08:15 Caryn stands no chance on any challenge that is physical. No surprise the guys are way ahead. Tom takes a chance by throwing his bag and it backfires. Ian is in the lead and is smart enough to win the brain part of the challenge. Ian wins it. He’ll pick Katie to go along. That’s good. Keeps Jenn from talking to either of the two people who might vote with her.

08:17 What the heck? He picked Tom. BAD move, I don’t care if he made a “promise.” He and Tom mad a pact a ways back that if the prize was a car, they’d take each other. Could be a big mistake. This week it probably won’t be because Tom has Caryn with him and she probably won’t waver. Dumb move nonetheless. Tom is going to give him some serious crap once they’re away from the others.

08:21 Commercial for the Team America: World Police DVD. I’m buying it.

08:23 Katie is mad now. Makes her a prime target for Jenn. Dumb move by Ian is looking even dumber. Ian probably deserves to get booted. Don’t think he will because I think Tom still has Caryn but still.

08:26 Caryn confronts Ian. Ian is stuttering and looking REAL weak in front of Tom and Caryn. Smart move from Caryn is to swap sides and go with the girls now.

08:28 Mt. Katie is about to blow. Ian is trying to save the Katie vote. Oh geez, get me the Kleenex. Of course, the crying bit by Ian might salvage this. It looks like it might be working. Katie really does value Ian. Montel must be around somewhere because everyone knows Montel brings people together.

08:33 Immunity challenge coming up. Tom is working on Katie now. Reading her the hard truth. Threatening a woman by sharing logic with her just isn’t going to work. Gotta comfort the gal to get her guard down. Right now, I think whichever one of the guys that doesn’t win the immunity(I know that’s sexist, it’s also realist with this bunch) and Caryn are on the block. Jenn probably has another week. Ian helped her there.08:38

08:35 Tom getting hurt on those rope bridges. Ouch. Tom wins it! Ian needs Katie to come through. Needs to promise something to Katie somehow. Time for the water works again.

08:47 Tom realizes he needed the immunity. Ian is working Katie. Who is Tom voting for? Jenn? Or Katie?

08:48 Tribal Council. Should anyone who quits actually be allowed to be on the jury? Geez. Man, Ian is so dumb. No reason to take Tom on that reward. I just don’t get how people make these bone-headed moves late in the game. Caryn is tossing it all out there and Ian is on his heels. Tom throws Caryn under the bus. This is good. There might be no alliances left after this council. Does anyone know who anyone else is voting for? Could have a 4 way tie. PREDICTION: Caryn. Katie will stick by Ian knowing she owns him now. That would be the smart move on her part. He doesn’t have the guts to cross her again.

08:54 Ian wants Caryn gone bad. I kinda do, too.

08:56 Goodnight Caryn. It’s Tom, Katie and Ian in the final three unless Jenn pulls a big upset and gets immunity next week.

Food for thought. They order the slips of paper are pulled out in; it’s not random. Since it went Caryn, Ian, Caryn, Caryn, that tells me it was 4-1 Caryn instead of 3-2. The show would *never* go with the less suspenseful way. If there were two votes for Ian, they would have read all 5 votes. But they didn’t. That tells me Jenn voted for Caryn as well. There was some negotiating that wasn’t shown in the show. Or it was a smart last minute move by Jenn, knowing at least the two guys were voting for Caryn and jumping on that bandwagon. Wouldn’t that have been interesting if Katie *had* voted for Ian thinking she was the deciding vote and she wasn’t!

I love this show.

Closing credits of the show show that Jenn did indeed vote for Caryn. *Very* smart girl and I don’t give her enough credit. And no one on the show will because they probably don’t realize it.

PREDICTION: Caryn will be the one in the next to final show berating all of the contestants about lying and trying to be high and mighty.

I got your Bachelor, right here

By popular demand, here it is. It’s a “Tell all” episode where the women dish dirt, I guess, on the guy. Will be interesting since I doubt there’s a decent one among them. Brought to you by a Taco Bell bean burrito, here we go…

09:01 Just watching the opening, I doubt I’ll be watching this show again.

09:03 Introductions. OK, there are girls named Geitan, Danushka, Anitra and Kindle. There’s 6 retarded parents for you. I guess Danushka could be Eastern European, so she gets a pass.

09:04 This guy is…these girls can’t really want to win for him. They just have to want to win for the sake of winning.

09:07 OK, Tara, I don’t know if I can forgive you for this crap. This is awful. Just catty b*tches talking. Blaming others and not themselves. If I wanted to see this, I could have just hung out in the lunch room at work. I can’t get too into this without watching the whole season, I guess. They just all seem the same with different hair color and breast sizes.

09:08 OK, I think the best looking is Anitra but there’s something cute about Kara, I think it is. Of course, she’s the only one who seems to have a personality, too.

09:10 Christine is full of crap. If she were a “secret agent” there is no way they’d have allowed her on the show. Does anyone actually believe her?

I would be an awesome bachelor for this show. These women are shallow and empty, except for, maybe, 2 or 3 that have depth but they are borderline codependent. Cut those two right away to save them the pain and just dump all over the empty bodies that are left. I’d give them so much good footage. Of course, I’d not be picked. I’m not good looking enough and certainly not rich enough.

Driving the winner home from the last show in a Ford Escort doesn’t make for good TV. Wait, maybe it does.

09:15 Talking about some Kimberly gal who seems to want to show her boobs. The other girls don’t seem too happy to see her. OK, the two Canadian broads didn’t get along. Who cares. “It’s not even a real country anyway.” BTW, Jenny looks like Tiffany Amber Thiessan.

09:17 Look, women backstabbing another contestant by going through her personal things and dressing up. Big surprise. BTW, Kimberly is in denial on…about everything.

09:19 OK, talking about Sarah W. Judging from the size of the top of her head, she must be really smart. She’s ok but she’s not *that* good looking. Her head is square.

Now she’s whining about the gals talking about her. Maybe be it’s because she never shuts up.

This gives me an idea for The Contender Season 2. Is anyone else thinking of this? NBC needs to be contacting ABC.

They should put a basket of tools, like screwdrivers and hammers, in the middle of this ring and let nature take its course.

Wow, Danushka is a…well, empty sack of skin and bones.

09:31 Flashback of what Sarah W said after being cut. Nothing groundbreaking.

I can see why this show is a success. Because every woman can see some of herself in these contestants and some of the women they hate in the other women on the Bachelor.

09:34 Ooooh, Anitra just put the smack down on Sarah W. She’s big and tough. I’m surprised Sarah W even showed up.

09:39 Here comes Charlie. He actually has a little more respect from me now having to pick a non-empty soul from this bunch.

Here comes the question from Kimberly. Was she too wild? Guess not.

Now Sarah W. Where was the connection lost? Thinks she was playing an act.

09:41 Bloopers and outtakes. They stunk.

Sarah W is not smiling.

Commercial: I’ll grant a normal show is probably a bit better than this and this probably is better having watched it from the beginning…but that just isn’t going to happen until some woman neuters me and forces me to marry her.

09:47 Guess this is some preview for the next week. Just looking at the ones he didn’t pick and the ones he picked, he’s picked the ones who look more like the marrying type. The others you just date and have fun.

09:50 OK, the blonde just said she likes to be in control. Run Jerry! Take the brunette! Plus, what guy wants a girl who will swear as part of her natural vocabulary on TV?

Which one is Sara and which one is Chrisalee?

09:56 OK, Sarah B is the blonde. Hmm, she sounds pretty normal, except for the whole control thing. Sarah W is whining about Chrisalee.

OK, based on about 60 seconds of seeing the finalists, I take Chrisalee.

I might tape next week’s show if the demand is there. But Tara, you owe me dinner next time I end up in Maryland. Dang.

OK, it’s over. Thank God. I need a shot of testosterone now. Where’s my episode of The Contender?

Bachelor Delayed

Sorry for those who cared. I recorded it last night (think so, I haven't checked) but got home well after midnight after a few hours of volleyball. Just wanted to hit the sack. If I get time tonight, I'll do it. Be patient. Thanks!

The Contender

8:02 Recap of the previous week where Jesse picked Joey and Manfredo Jr to fight. Joey isn’t that experienced. Manfredo is very experienced but seems to be a head case. He can’t seem to put a complete good fight together. He took the first two rounds and then proceeded to lose the next two. He had an inexperienced on the ropes, one with a broken rib, and couldn’t close it out. Joey showed a lot. But Manfredo won a split decision.

08:07 Jesse’s feeling a little guilty for Joey getting beaten up so bad. He looked pretty bad after the fight. Now Jesse and Anthony are fighting this week.

08:09 Every fighter says he fights and lives for his family but Anthony really seems to love his kids more than anyone I’ve seen on a reality show. They show a lot of time between the fighters and their families. It’s nice but gets a bit old. Week after week it’s a fighter saying “My family means so much. They are everything to me.”

08:11 Jesse is complaining about a hamstring injury from the past week and dropping 8 lbs. Part of me thinks this is a psyche job he’s trying to pull on Anthony. Anthony is focused and I’m thinking Jesse is trying to get him to let his guard down and underestimate him some. I think Jesse is sharper than most give him credit for.

08:15 They have a crusty old fart named Tommy as one of their trainers. Think Mickey from the Rocky movies but slightly less crusty. We’re in one of the scenes where Sly is supposed to talk off the cuff. But he can’t but so a lot of it is voiced over. The funniest moments in the show are when Sly tries to speak without a script.

08:17 Peter is getting critiqued by one of the greatest trainers of all time. It’s his prize for winning his last fight.

08:19 OK, truth be told, it’s not quite as exciting now without the crazy personalities. That is, until the fight. But the first 40 minutes of this show has started to get a bit tedious. By the way, that’s George Clooney doing the voice-over on that Budweiser commercial

Spent the day with Ma, Pa and the GF. It was a really good mother’s day. So I had to tape this show. So while this was airing, mom made us watch a crappy movie called The Core. Save your time. Money can be replaced. Your time can’t. A turd.

08:23 We’re going through the “Bulemic female gymnast” part of the show. Jesse has to lose a lot of weight before the fight. He’s not purging but this the male way of doing it. A hot rubber sweat suit and running. Then it’s on to the sauna to burn off some more weight. Wonder what would happen if Jesse didn’t make weight. It’s not like the show can go on without a fight.

08:25 Jesse didn’t make weight. Anthony is making him lose the last half pound. Jesse’s pissed that Anthony is making him do this. But, jeez, where’s his discipline? Trying to lose that weight on the last day? Now Jesse is whining. Working in Anthony’s favor because Jesse is out of his game mentally. Tommy is telling Jesse to shut his pie-hole and just lose the weight.

08:27 Jesse barely made weight. Fight is one. I overestimated Jesse. He’s really unmotivated and pretty dumb. I’d rather see Anthony win to begin with but if Jesse is acting this way, I definitely don’t want him to win the contract.

08:29 Part of the show where they simulate the pre-fight press conference. Sly is trying to talk again. I think Rocky sounded smarter. Now Sugar Ray is giving his pre-fight analysis. What was it? “ The winner of the fight will depend on who lands the first show and who takes advantage of it.” Good job Sugar. Anthony is trotting his kids’ pictures now. Jesse starts talking smack. Anthony got him back good by calling Jesse his sparring partner. Jesse is still pissed and Anthony is focused. Both are big hitters. This could be a pretty good fight. A little animosity is always good.

08:32 I can’t believe they’re still showing this Listerine commercial with the guy swishing it in his mouth and the voice-over cheering him on. “C’mon! A little bit longer! You can do it!” Motivational mouth-washing, that’s what the world needs.

08:35 Pre-fight buildup. Bring both of the fighters’ families in. Anthony is crying. Normally not a good sign. But he cried when he saw them before his last fight and I thought he was done, cooked, unprepared. He went on to crush Brent. He’s also gotta be about 15 years older than anyone else on this show.

08:37 Listening to the pre-fight talk from each fighter tells you about their mental state and that’s huge on these fights. Anthony is WAY more prepared. Even his wife pointed out he doesn’t look prepared. His wife is going to fall out of her dress.

08:39 Showing the crowd before the fight. There’s always some “celebrities” in the stands. James Caan and others. I’m waiting to see Todd Bridges and Scott Baio. As little as Sugar Ray and Sly are actually on camera probably says a lot about their abilities to host the show. They’re billed as big stars on the show and seem to make cameo appearances.

08:40 Star Wars Episode III preview. Looks like it might suck less than I and II. I’m looking forward to being disappointed by it. Of course, Sam Jackson gets to go Shaft Badass on some bad guys. That’ll be pretty cool.

08:44 Prefight prediction. Anthony and it won’t be too close. Jesse will tire early and break. Anthony is too strong mentally and Jesse is broken down. Each round will Jesse will look progressively worse.

08:46 Anthony comes right out jabbing and nailing Jesse. Good counterpunch form Jesse. After Anthony got hit by a straight right to the body, they cut away to Sly so he can say “That stung a little bit.” I think he’s just jealous that these guys are all better boxers than Rocky ever was.

08:47 Close first round. Think Anthony took it but there wasn’t a ton of action.

08:48 End of second round. Jesse is looking better. I think Anthony barely took this one, too. Crusty old Tommy walks over to Jesse’s corner to tell him he lost both rounds. I really expected more action these first two rounds. Disappointing so far. Sooner or later Jesse is going to get tired and Anthony is going to start hurting him.

08:50 Jesse really took it to Anthony this round. Landing some really strong right hands. Anthony was dodging those earlier but not in this round. Anthony got frustrated at the end of the round, turning Jesse around and pushing him into the ropes. Jesse may have gotten into Anthony’s head some. Card is still Anthony 2-1. But Jesse is impressing the heck out of me.

08:51 I’m not waiting until the end of the round on this one. Anthony has come right out and is just beating Jesse badly. Anthony is a monster right now. He showed this in his fight against Brent. When Anthony smells blood, look out. He’s not even letting Jesse get set to throw punches. Wow.

08:52 Clearly Anthony’s round and his fight to lose at this point. Anthony 3-1 so far. Jesse needs one heck of an impressive round and some bad scoring in one of those first two rounds to win a decision. Here we go.

08:53 No way. Anthony came out strong and was pounding Jesse. But jesse landed two devastating uppercuts. First one staggering Anthony to the point he had to lean on Jesse to stay up. Then another knocked him cold. He makes it up off the mat in time. Ref stops the fight because Jesse came right back and pounded him. Anthony had *nothing* left. His poor 9 year old daughter is watching and yelling for them to stop the fight. Anthony is crushed after the fight.

Jesse earned this. I did underestimate him.

08:55 The walk down the hall where the losing fighter has to meet Sly while he says something that is supposed to be comforting/inspirational. Hmm, they skipped that. Bet he said something funny to Sly they couldn’t show.

I’m going back to watch that last round. Anthony was hurting Jesse bad and easily winning that round. But those uppercuts, wow.

Jesse is terrible at dodging punches and as Tommy said, he got lucky, because Anthony was clearly winning the fight.

I still pick Sergio to win it all. He’ll cut Jesse up pretty good.

Tomorrow is a volleyball night so I’ll be taping The Bachelor. Be warned. I don’t think much of fame-hunting, gold-digging desperate to be married women so I doubt I’ll have much positive to say about the women on the show. As for the guy, well, I already know he’s an idiot.

The Contender

If you want to have fun enjoying my next blog, you're going to have to watch the Contender on Sunday night.

It's the best of the reality shows. And this week will have a good matchup.

Survivor Blog

8:01: Recap of last week. Too bad Steph got voted off. She’s been the best one so far, mainly because she’s been given the most opportunities. We haven’t seen yet who the really devious ones are from the other tribe because they haven’t had much of a chance for backstabbing. Oh yeah, Steph was the only eye-candy left for the guys.

8:07 Tom and Caryn have the same hairdo and Ian looks like an extra from Schindler’s List.

08:09 Reward for the reward challenge is a night on a yacht. I have to think it’s about time for a family member to be included in a reward.

08:12: So many people don’t know how to play this reward game. They just want each person to get hit once. People should just keep going after the person in worst shape and eliminate them. Fewer people to get you back. It’s pretty darn simple.

08:14 Gregg is a wuss. Votes for Katie instead of Jen. That clinches that one of them will be eliminated soon, maybe today. They just showed themselves as a force. If Caryn wants to stick around another week, she needs to point that out strongly.

08:16: HUGE miscalculation on Gregg’s part, taking Jen. Give the other 4 a chance to plot to take you out. Are people this stupid? He just got a chance to take another and took Katie. Might help him but doesn’t lessen the mistake of his first choice. Now is Caryn’s chance to turn the other guys.

NOTE: Jen is still eye-candy but her control over Gregg is almost causing her to lose that status.

08:23: OK, I’m a genius. The family members show up

08:25: Again, I’m right. Caryn, Tom and Ian know that Gregg has to go. I think Ian and Tom’s alliance is as strong as Gregg and Jen

08:28: I think Jen was happier to see the dolphins than her sister.

08:38: No surprise Caryn is eliminated at the first part of the challenge. My money is Katie or Jen is next gone because this one requires brains. Yup, Katie is gone. Jen is next one gone during the eating challenge. Wrong. Gregg is out. OK, now Jen is gone in this next one. Yup, she’s out. Tom and Ian now in a shooting contest. Ian wins. He’s now won two in a row, calling a little attention to himself. But it’s still good to be the king.

08:42: OK, my prediction is Katie goes John Kerry and flip-flops again, voting for Gregg. Gregg will be out 4-2.

08:47: Gregg thinks nothing is up and thinks he’s going to pull one over on Tom and Ian.

08:50: Ian makes a good move telling Katie that Gregg is on the block. She doesn’t want to be on the outside looking in.

08:52: Is Coby gay?

08:54: Katie is the swing vote (duh).

08:56: Gregg is gone. I’m right. And it’s his own darn fault. The second he looked to Jen for directions during the reward challenge, he made himself a target. And Katie isn’t stupid. Her chance is to ride Ian to the end, figuratively. Good job by Caryn. She's earned another week.

Tonight: Survivor

Tonight I think I'll live blog Survivor. We'll see how that goes. The GF will be there, too, and may have some input as well.

American Idol Live Blog

I am able to bring my laptop home now that I’m a full time employee (ok, that's a piece of good news I failed to pass on. Pay raise and full benefits now!). I like it when some of my fav writers live blog certain events.

I figure I’d give it a shot tonight. Here goes

9:06: OK, this is where they force all of the contestants to sing a song together. This is Bridge over Troubled Waters. OK, I guess they want to throw back to some older classics but do people really want to hear this? If I wanted to hear this, I’d go on a long drive with my Mom in the car picking the stations.

9:08: I noticed when Scott sings, his chins vibrate. It’s almost hypnotizing. Bo, the “rocker” dude really seems to be the class of this group of 5.

9:10: Oh, how nice. The contestants bring flowers down after the performance to the judges. Simon is breaking down into tears and starts telling us how his dad never hugged him and he’s sorry for being so mean.

9:11: commercial for the new J-Lo/Jane Fonda movie, Monster In Law. Right now, is there a more despised female duo? Everyone has had exposure overload to the nutjob, codependent J-Lo and Fonda has to be one of the most despicable women of the past 25 years. I predict a bomb.

9:15: going to announce the first one who won’t be eliminated this week. Scott and Anthony are safe. That’s surprising. Both are considered the worst singers there. Whoops, surprise. Those two dudes are actually on the bubble. One will be gone. So either the Commie Defector or Tommy Boy is leaving tonight.

9:20: I think it must be Scott’s house that the Burger King guy hangs out at. This guy lost his neck a while ago. He can sing but there is no way they were going to let him win unless he had a way of capturing a crowd like Ruben. This guy has no personality. Ended this song really flat.

9:23 Paula Abdul is completely worthless as a judge. But according to Ray from season 2 she works well as a concubine. And is there anyone who doesn’t think she’s a nutjob anymore?

9:24 Didn’t know Doogie Howser could sing like this. Even if he gets cut, he has a chance to do something in music. He has that sweet look and personality that evil women love to destroy. They’ll buy his crap.

9:27: They’re remaking The Longest Yard. The original is a good movie I watched a week ago on AMC. Original is good. I can’t see this one, starring Adam Sandler and Nelly, among others, being very good. It’ll make money because there are plenty of fools who still think Sandler is funny (hint: he hasn’t been funny since Happy Gilmore)

9:28 I haven’t seen a single episode of The OC so I still have my self-respect left.

9:29 Ryan Seacrest is an unfunny doucehbag. Anyway, now they are showing clips of Scott who was just voted off from the beginning to now. Shoot, he’s added about 50 lbs during the show.

9:31 That’s all. Not sure if it was entertaining. If there’s any interest in me doing this, let me know. I have a huge ego that needs satisfied.