What should someone say?

Tara asks a good question:

"So, what are friends supposed to say? (if anything at all?)"

Well, I can't speak for how women want to be spoken to in this situation. They may actually prefer the phrase I abhor.

But for me, and probably a lot of guys, the following are sound suggestions:

1. That sucks. Sorry she's such a (insert derogatory female term).

2. She's not worth it anyway. She sure just proved that.

3. Let's drink a lot of beer and find some strippers.

Those are all acceptable and comforting words.