Marked for Death

I don't know what's worse...

1. Writing a script for an action movie starring Steven Seagal.

2. Having Seagal rewrite it on the set.

3. Being a member of Steven Seagal's entourage.

4. That Steven Seagal thinks he has enough "hand" to show up late for work and leave early.

If I didn't know that the "work" was for a film, I'd have assumed the company that provides mall security was going to fire him.